I am a very tall midget. I play piano in a band called The Internet. All pictures are realistically hand painted by me.
Saw Elton John Live: 06/12/11
Saw Axis of Awesome Live: 18/04/14
Saw Queen + Adam Lambert Live: 29/08/14
In that case, I am a drug addict!
Correct. But remember Russel, it cures everything :P