I am a very tall midget. All pictures are realistically hand painted by me.
Saw Elton John Live: 06/12/11
Saw Axis of Awesome Live: 18/04/14
Saw Queen + Adam Lambert Live: 29/08/14
how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
gangnam style came on the radio again
this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry
that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason