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bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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(via disowns)

petcanadian:

pros and cons of wearing your pjs all day

pro: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready

con: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else

(via hate)

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis, via disowns)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via disowns)

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

(via disowns)

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via calabozos)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via disowns)